I saw this one day at work so I thought to write it down and post it. I am finally getting around to doing the posting part.
Top 15 Rules For The Road:
- Turn signals give away your next move. A confident Saskatchewan driver avoids using them.
- Under no circumstances should you maintain a safe distance between you and the car infront of you because somebody will fill the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
- The faster you drive through a red light, the less a chance you have of getting hit.
- Warning! Never come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and and will result in you being rear-ended
- Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork with Manitoba or Montana licence plates. With no insurance, the operater has nothing to lose.
- Breaking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that ABS kicks in, giving a vigorous foot massage as the break pedal violently pulsates. For those without ABS, it's a chance to strengthen your leg muscles.
- Never pass on the left when you can pass on the ring. It's a good way to prepare other drivers entering the highway.
- Speed limits are arbitrary figures; given only a suggestion and are not forceable in Saskatchewan during rush hour, especially Ring Road in Regina.
- Just because your are in the left lane doing 100, ignore the person behind you coming up at 110.
- Always brake or rubberneck when you see an accident or someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.
- Learn to swerve abruptly without signaling. Saskatchewan is the home of high-speed slalom driving, thanks to the Department of Public Works, which put pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them alert.
- It is tradition in Saskatchewan to honk your horn at cars in front of you that do not move three milliseconds after the light turns green.
- To avoid injury in the of a collision or rollover, it is important to exit your vehicle thru the windshield right away. Wearing a seat belt will only impede our hi-velocity escape from danger.
- Remember that the goal of every Saskatchewan driver is to get ahead of the pack by whatever means necessary.
- In Saskatchewan, flipping the bird is considered a polite solute. This gesture should always be returned.
Think about it, especially us Saskatchewanians. Use Saskatchewanians know that this list is true.